" TAN FEIZ PARA SER NUEVO HT EN EL HG. Esta esuna gran promcion
de las malais heierbade comer a Logue cesped. Yo entiendo lo
que voy a hacer en el HQ como HT. Se que la meaing de luces
verdes y luces rojas. Si, vendo todo en royo y comprar si las
luces son bastante parpadea en verdi. SI."
WHOA, said the GREAT LEADER, this ain't American lingo! LB, one of the closet Republicans here at HQ, who had taken 3 years of Mexican many moons ago helpfully suggested it was the Mexican tongue because it remembered the word "SI" as Mexican lingo from its long study. The Great Leader promptly fired the new HT, saying he didn't give a damn what language it was, saying how can I kick his ass if he don't understand American? Whereas all the HTs held their collective breaths, worried about what would happen next and wondering of course that we were not sure anymore whether our native tongue was American or Mexican, but most thought that it had to be both. The former HT was heard to mutter while leaving HG something like "screw you Headknocker, recorder su propio arbustos." For any reader who speaks Mexican, we did out best to transcribe what was said by our former HT as he left HQ to resume his duties as the eater of weeds, but we are all most unworthy on all matters relating to any foreign language.
For a minute, the remaining assembled traders at HQ thought the Great Leader was going to start crying. Then he sighed again, and said: "Bring back the Old Geezer from the Old Folks Home. The Lord must be smiling down on HQ, that is my only explanation, for how else could HK's capital position be now up by 10% from October 2007?"