Sunday, May 10, 2009

Headknocker Has No Future as a Wedding Planner

LB does not understand why no one asks for its advice about planning for weddings.  LB is always brimming with ideas.  The best idea that LB ever had on the subject, and it does not mind sharing it with the world, came after watching a ceremony performed in Las Vegas.  The couple drove up to a take out window, the preacher opened the sliding glass window,  and performed the ceremony for say a $100.  Within a minute it was over.  Then LB, being a Deep, Free Thinker, took the concept even further as you would expect.  I suggested to Janice that they then take Tyler to the tables in Vegas, let him have all the money actually spent on the wedding, and just let him do his LB thing until asked to leave by the security staff.  Then RB chimed in, saying take all of the profits and go All-In on National Dentex at $1, and LB helpfully added, trade that sucker, and invest the profits in a new home in Malibu while you can still buy a 1500 square foot home for 3 million.  LB and RB were on quite a roll until Janice cut it short by saying that Headknocker was not being helpful, and the prospective groom was saying "Yeah", maybe not to Janice's admonition to the Free Thinker. 

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